Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Favourite oneliners from "Once Upon A Time in Mumbaai"......

Not that fussy when it comes to movies, neither am I a great fan of Hollywood or Bollywood movies. But there are few films which I would love to watch whenever I get an opportunity to watch one… Well, not a big fan again for love stories but would like to watch Action, Thriller, Drama, Ski-Fi, Comedy (and at times Horror) and subjects relating to that.

Always was fascinated with the underworld movies especially when the subject was well directed and presented to the audience. I am sure many who love this subject would like films like Satya, Black Friday etc. Well, that’s my taste…

A recent movie by Milan Luthria, “Once Upon A Time in Mumbaai” was seen in the theatre on the second week of its release and I loved it.. Not because it was Ekta Kapoor – I hate her a lot and most of my fella sensible thinkers might agree to it after the impact she has on today’s female television audience with her crappy serials. Not because of Ajay Devgan, Emraan Hashmi or Kangana as I am not fond of either of their acting skills… But only and only because of the wonderful dialogues and the story line by Rajat Arora (probably I started knowing him after this film).
The film, set primarily in the 1970s Mumbai, follows the rise of Sultan (Ajay Devgan) and the conflict that crops up when Shoaib (Emraan Hashmi) challenges his supremacy and usurps power to rule the murky underbelly of Mumbai. The film is presented in a retro chic style and is a glamorous and powerful rewind to a golden era. This movie is seen through the eyes of a police officer Agnel Wilson (Randeep Hooda) traces the changing face of Mumbai’s underworld and how the entire episode started way back in the 70’s.

The leading roles in the film are played by Ajay Devgan, Emraan Hashmi, Kangana Ranaut, Prachi Desai and Randeep Hooda. Ajay’s character is inspired from the real don Haji Mastan. Emraan Hashmi plays Dawood Ibrahim in younger days.

Guess what!!! The time I was returning from my recent London trip (Dec 10), I got an opportunity to watch this film as it was a part of Jet Airways entertainment facility. Since I was at my leisure and had no other work for the next 8 ½ hrs, started watching this movie…. Midway watching this movie, something weird clicked me and I started penning down few of the one lines passed in this film. Yup!! This indeed might sound weird to few but that crazy thing led me write this blog… It is still fun going through the lines..
 

·       Jab dost banakar kaam ho sakta hai to dushman kyo banaye!
·      Mein har kaam paise ke liye nahi karta....
·      Patrick, ye samandar hai jo sabhi mulko ko aapas mein milata hai. Iski leheron par kabza kar liya to hamara jahaz kabhi nahi dubega.....
·      Bachpan mein kaam karti thi kyoki lagta tha saab khel hai. Aab kaam kar rahi hoon kyoki khelneki umar nahi rahi....
·      Jinki manzil ek hoti hai woh raaste par hi to milte hai....
·      Besabar aadmi jaban bhi chala leta hai aur khaneka maja bhi nahi le pata...
·      Meine suna hai, do log milke ghar bana lete hai – hum jashan nahi mana sakte....
·      Duva mein yaad rakhna....
·      Garam joshi achchi chiz hai. Lekin aagar hadd se badh jaye to khud ko jala leti hai.
·      Aagar kisi chij ki laath pad jaye, to woh laath aadmi ki pechhan ban jati hai.
·      Kya Khan, 18 saalo mein kabhi prasad nahi khaya aur aaj bhagwan hi badal dala.
·      Humari tasveer kheenchkar apni dukaan mein laga lena, Soheb. Agar jarurat pade to dono mein se ek bhagwan chun lena.
·      Zindagi ho to smuggler jaisi, saari duniya raakh ki tarah neeche aur khud dhuve ki tarah upar.
·      Naya naya Mulla, Aallah Aallah bahut karta hai....
·      Sher se hull chaaloge to kisan to marega hi....
·      Himmat batayi nahi, dikhayi jaati hai....
·      Koyle ki khan mein, mashaal se roshni karne chala tha… Charo taraf aag lag gayi.
·      Vardhan, mein un chizo ki smuggling karta hoon jinki ijazat sarkar nahi deti – un chijo ki nahi jinki ijazat jameer nahi deta.
·      Mein apni zindagi ka tarika badalne ja raha hoon, tevar nahi.
·      Jab tak naali mein keel nahi lagti, har ghoda khachar hi lagta hai.
·      Ab supari li hai to chuna nahi lagaunga.
·      Jab se hosh sambhala hai, meine kaam hi wahi kiya hai, jiski sarkar anumati nahi deti.
·      Is sawal ka jawab de diya to sawal bura maan jayega.

Hope you have enjoyed it!!!

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